My dog is staying at my parents’ property this week until I can repair my fence - the sneaky little git keeps escaping so he can visit my neighbours - and I’m so very sad without him. 

But he is an idiot and this is 110% how I spend my life. 

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#gk  

Also I was supposed to be filmed today for an extremely glamorous television appearance but I CAME TO WORK INSTEAD. To attend the seminar.

I regret all of my decisions.

kinkycasey:

They like to go out

dressed in almost nothing.

They hold hands and pet each other

savoring every stare,

every look,

every glance by hungry men

until they finally go home together

and discuss each one slowly.

livinginhalfshadow:

ginkitten:

livinginhalfshadow DID YOU JUST COME UP WITH THE BEST BUSINESS IDEA EVER?!

I possibly did, ginkitten

It is on, we’re making this happen! I will be your first customer

Missing a really cool (i.e. catered) seminar on GST and vendor financing because I have to advise on some dumb licence urgently :(

#gk  

livinginhalfshadow DID YOU JUST COME UP WITH THE BEST BUSINESS IDEA EVER?!

#winebulance  #gk  #lihs  

livinginhalfshadow:

This is our homage to my-wanton-self and her love of both antlers and being naked in the bush.

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When the other side’s case is just not based on law…

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Eep, pretty sunny bunny <3

other-bronte:

kinkstertime:

daisy-st-pati3nce:

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

No, because I’ve seen most of my friends’ genitals.

Same

Kink problems: forgetting that other people don’t regularly see their friends naked 

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that-fandom-blog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED

HUMAN

YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

It’s a faux paw

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Desperately need somebody to smuggle wine into my office this afternoon.