shes so intimidating and cute at the same time, i hope she chokes me

I can really only hope one day I’ll have this effect on people.

I’ve got nothing to break my fall but my own self-assurance.

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people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

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Sometimes I practice sitting pretty


Lauren WK photographed by Tatiana Gerusova.

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I loved you head over handles
like my first bicycle accident—
before the mouthful of gravel and blood,
I swore we were flying.

Sierra DeMulder  (via herdirtylittleheart)

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Today I:

  • was so busy making eyes at a cute boy on the train that I nearly missed my stop
  • negotiated my ass off
  • swooned over The Babe and her ridiculous hotness
  • wrote a kickass advice on a tricky subject that I had to learn all about
  • ate really good homemade pasta because I’m a bad bitch in the kitchen
  • somehow held a semi-successful conference (I mean, I don’t think anybody will sue me out of it) despite having no idea what I was doing

Now making soup and cakes and snuggling in PJs. Good work team, well done. 

#gk  #the babe  



what do you call sexism against men?



Sneak in and let me hate fuck your pretty little mouth.

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Centaur Kiss, cover of La Vie Parisienne, by George Leonnec, 1924




A little bit of comfort can go a long way.

Maybe it’s just an oral fixation…I need a thumb dammit!